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Thursday, May 27, 2010

Advice

I got some advise for all of you. If your going to play any kind of Chinese History game. Go get Dynasty Warriors It is for the PS2, PS3, and Xbox 360. It has many historical battles and historical samurai in the series. Each of the endings are if that side had won the war. So if your thinking of getting a Samurai game get this one.

Monday, May 24, 2010

Detectives Episode 1 Draft

Detective Episode one: The Weird Voice Message
Base on a true event on July 16, 2009
July 16 09 12:07 PM
Dylan goes to his cell phone and saw a voice message. He listens to it and he hears a weird voice (Wolfgang repeats the message) he yells “What the heck is this message and who the heck is it!” He calls Shelby and tells her to come over and tell Patrick and Nolan we have a case.
Goes to opening theme and who is in it

Characters
Dylan Bigsby as Himself
Shelby as herself
Wolfgang As himself
Nolan As himself
Dustin As himself
Patrick as himself

The start of the case.
July 16 09 1:00 PM
Dylan: So we have some dude who got my number and tried to change his voice to make a joke to go out with me I’m not gay.
Patrick: Right
Dylan: Patrick (glare) you’re working overtime.
Patrick: Crap
Shelby: So who do you think did this?
Dylan: Well according to my cell phones history the number is 262-527-5831.
Shelby: That’s Wolfgang’s number!
Dylan: (Stares at Shelby) so you might have a some kind of lead to this case. Patrick, Nolan leave us.
Nolan and Patrick leave the room.
Dylan: Did you give Wolfgang my number to make this kind of joke are you happy now.
Shelby: Yes I did give wolf the number but I didn’t think he would be doing this.
(Back to Nolan and Patrick.)
Patrick: Well I think we should be going over to Wolfgang’s place.
Nolan: let me get Dustin and then we can go.
Patrick: OK
Should I continue or leave it as a cliffhanger.

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What is with the school now and this song called I'm Awesome. Seriously what is with everybody and that song. When ever someone says "I'm awesome" People start to sing the song just stop everyone stop about that song. It is just a wannabe rapper trying to be cool.

Friday, May 21, 2010

Life

Life maybe going faster when where get older. But that doesn't matter to me I like me for me I can do what I want to do in the future. So if I want to be a voice actor I can be a voice actor. If I want to go to Japan I'm going to Japan. If I'm going to play games for a living I will do that. I'll do anything i want without judgement.

Monday, May 17, 2010

Great America Band Trip.

Saturday morning: I woke up at about 6:00PM in the morning waiting for 8:00PM so I can go to the High School. Then when I reached the High School I had to go get my instrument from the band room. After I got my band instrument i hanged out with Dan Gaidosh, his friends, Sean and Patrick in the additorium. After a few minutes later we went on the buses and went to the school to perform. After our band performed we went to Great America. Most of the time we went to some rides like the Demon some water rides and we were soaking after those rides. At night Sean was wasting my battery on my PSP so I was made at him and thinks he is better than me by going on some kiddie rides. At least I went to Great America(inside joke)IN AMERICA.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Pickett's Charge of July 3, 1863

“It’s July the 3rd and this battle is still going on?!” argued Corporal John G. Miller.
“Unfortunately, sir.” agreed Private James Richmond.
“Do you think this battle will still go on during July 4?” Questioned Private Mike Bixby
“No this battle will be long over before July 4!” yelled Corporal John G. Miller.
“Alright 8th Ohio General Hancock wants us to intercept Davis, Lane, and Marshall’s troops to give the rifle men more time to shoot some of Pickett’s troops. TO ARMS!”
Then after that incredible strategy plan the 8th Ohio charged and intercepted the three patrols and gave the troops more time to shoot Pickett’s troops. Who were charging to the stone wall, which was a mile and the troops were tired because they were fighting for two days. During the fight between the troops they were ordered to intercept more of Pettigrew’s men.
“Sir, we have to intercept more of Pettigrew’s troops to give the rifle men more time to kill more of Pickett’s troops.” demanded Private Mike Bixby
“Since when did you give orders Private?” questioned Corporal John G. Miller.
“I didn’t the general sent us a message from one of his men. Yet if we don’t intercept them then the rifle men will not kill enough of Pickett’s men.” replied Mike Bixby.
“Fine, men intercept more of Pettigrew’s men! Now!” demanded John G. Miller.
After that demanded all 950 men charged after more of Pettigrew’s troops. Many of the men died after they intercepted Pettigrew’s troops. Only Corporal John G. Miller, Private James Richmond, Private Mike Bixby, and 847 other men survived the interception tactic. Then they retreated to General Hancock’s tent.
“I want you men to kill the rest of Pickett’s men. They are still charging to the stone wall. To win this battle we need to kill the confederates.” yelled General Hancock.
“But, sir we just got back from a bloody battle between Pettigrew’s men. We can’t just go into a kill zone! We lost 100 of our men! Also were covered in confederate blood!” yelled Mike Bixby.
“Ok, so we will send 500 of your men. Including you three. Private Mike Bixby, Corporal John G Miller, and Private James Richmond.” requested General Hancock.
Then after General Hancock ordered the 503 to intercept the rest of Pickett’s men. It took them 10 minutes to reach the rest of the men. Once they reached the other troops they just stopped and just started firing.
“Huh only 100 men to shoot down this will end quickly.” grinned Private Mike Bixby.
After a while the last fire from a musket shoots the last of the South’s troops. Then the North cheered at the top of their lungs. There were a few surrenders from the south and are now arrested.
“Sir we have won this battle and now we have the advantage in this war.” said excitedly from Private Mike Bixby.
“Yes and now we can finish this war and slaves will be free to be normal citizens.” replied General Hancock.
“Quite a big dream for America isn’t it?” questioned Private Mike Bixby.
“Nothing is too big for America to solve, we have the advantage now, now we can end this war.” answered General Hancock.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Sentence Interrupter

"Hey whats..."
"Quiet I'm thinking."
"Alright"
Later at lunch
"Hey can I talk to..."
"Be quiet"
"I'm not even talking to you..."
"Quiet lets just ignore this person everybody."
"Let's not and say we did."
"Thank..."
"Quiet I'm trying to talk here."
"SO AM I BUT YOU NEVER EVEN LET ME FINISH A SENTENCE SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE DAY! LET ME JUST FINISH ONE SENTENCE WITHOUT YOU INTERUPTING ME! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!"
"Wow...I'm...I'm Sorry man I didn't know."
"YOU SHOULD HAVE NOTICE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE DAY SHERLOCK!"
At the end of they day the interrupter stopped and let the kid finish his sentances.

Speak Essay

Imagine being in a high school where you are hated in your grade. Melinda has that problem in Speak. Her life is terrible. She got raped; she even lost all her friends at one party. This book is a tragedy and has two amazing characters: Melinda and Heather.

The reason of this book being a comedy is that the main character is not in control. This book is realistic. Also is that the main character starts out in normality freshmen. The conflict arose when Melinda got raped in the summer. Then she lost all her friends. She realized the conflict when she called the cops. The conflict is resolved when Melinda tells Rachel that she got raped at the party. Then at the end of the book her life becomes normal again.

Melinda is a hated girl from her friends. The reason of her friends hating her is that she crashed to party by calling the cops. Also the whole freshmen year hate her because of the party. The only friend she had was Heather. Heather used her so she can get to the popular group. Melinda was lonely until she became friends with Ivy again.

Heather is an interesting character; she just rants on about nothing. Sometimes she is annoying like on page 26 to 27 she rants on about pep rallies and other things that no one cares about. Also Heather is trying to find the right people but she just hangs out with the popular kids. Later in the book Heather leaves Melinda to hang out with a group. Heather was just using Melinda to get new friends.

If you were in Melinda’s shoes you will hate it then later have your old friends again. The point of this story is that high school is going to be torture for the freshmen.

The Tell-Tale Heart

Imagine being stared down on by an old man with a demented eye. Will you kill the man; or will you just ask him to put a patch over the evil eye? That is what the narrator did in “The Tale-Tell Heart”, he killed him. “The Tell-Tale Heart” is a fascinating story that is a tragedy with shady character; the narrator.

The reason why it is a tragedy because it starts out with it in conflict when the eye is destroying him on the inside until he can’t get enough. Also his rise to power is when he kills the old man and hides the body. His Tragic fall is when he lost his sanity and tells the cops where the body is hidden. He doesn’t die at the end but his sanity dies and he goes to insanity. This story could happen in real life but someone must be really terrified of just one eye.

The narrator is very questionable in this story. Reason why because it started out that he thinks that he is sane then went to insane. Most of the time the narrator is trying to get rid of the evil eye and trying to prove he is not insane. Unfortunately his urge of the eye wants him to kill the old man so he can be rid of the evil eye forever. After he killed the old man his gilt came to affect when the cops came and hears a dense heart beating sound.

Why did you kill the old man? He was a gentle man! Why did you kill him? This interesting short story is a very dark tragedy and has an uncertain character; the narrator. If you’re going to read a very dim tragedy, read Edgar Allen Poe’s stories.

Prisoners Taking Over Alcatraz

Alarm sirens are going off, the prisoners are taking over and all the officers are being held hostage. Except they forgot one, Alfred Yackatori.

Five hours ago. “Yackatori! In My office now!” yelled Sting. Sting is this strict, middle age man who looks a lot like the bass player Sting. But the difference between them is that Sting’s real name is Manny Norris. While Yackatori is this 24 year old man who is average in weight and height at about 6’5”. Lucky for Sting, Yackatori is the top man on the Alcatraz Search Party, prison riot stopper, and former Pewaukee Police Department (PPD) chief.

“You wanted to see me sir.” answered Yackatori.
“Yes I did, I want you to go see if any of the inmates are holding contraband weapon or drug related. I don’t care how you do it, I want to see something on my desk.” yelled Sting.
“Yes sir. Oh, don’t forget to play the bass while I’m gone. Ha ha ha ha.” Yackatori laughed as he walked out the door.
“Man I hate that inside joke.” Sting said to himself.
Yackatori was thinking of how to get the inmates out of their jail cell so he could check things out. Then it hit him, he made an excellent plan. He pressed the escape doors so the inmates can go out to get some air. After all the inmates were out of their cells, he started his search. After the search he just found a pack of cigarettes, a pocket knife, a bag full of leaves, and Smarties. “Ah nothing much here, only one thing to bring to the boss.” Yackatori sighed.
He grasped his walkie talkie. “Bring in the prisoners” Yackatori said to the person on channel 3.
“Roger that.” said the man on channel 3.
“I really didn’t get your name what is it?” questioned Yackatori
“Oh I forgot, let me introduce myself, I’m Bruce William.” replied Bruce.

Yackatori was not very excited after his search but Sting accepted the stuff he had found. Sting nodded and said “Ok, Yackatori I want you to stay overnight and watch the inmates.” Yackatori replied “So you want me to baby sit the inmates while they are sleeping?”
“Not really baby sit, you’ll be in the control room with Bruce. You hear me?” commanded Sting. “Yes sir.” answered Yackatori.

4 hours later. “Man this shift is stupid; all we do is monitor the inmate’s sleep.” complained Bruce. “Ha, try doing this for three to four years.” commented Yackatori.
“True, you know more than this newbie.” recommended Bruce.
“Hey do you want a Mountain Dew?” questioned Bruce.
“Yeah throw me one!” answered Yackatori.
“Hey how old are you Bruce?” questioned Yackatori.
“Well I’m…21.” answered Bruce.
“Sweet that is when I started working as a cop.” commented Yackatori.
“Well I’m going home I will come back on Friday; later.” sighed Bruce.
“Ok later I have to work 24/7 I’m jealous of you.” smiled Yackatori.
“I need some music; let’s see oh here we go some 80’s music.” Yackatori decided.
“Demolition Man? No. War Pigs? Yeah.” Yackatori nodded.

Before Yackatori played the song he pressed the escape doors and didn’t know about it.
“Generals gathered in their masses. Just like witches at black masses. Evil minds that plot destruction. Sorcerers of death's construction. In the fields the bodies burning. As the war machine keeps turning. Death and hatred to mankind. Poisoning their brainwashed minds. Oh lord yeah! (While he is listening to the song prisoners are taking over Alcatraz.) Politicians hide themselves away. They only started the war. Why should they go out to fight? They leave that role to the poor. Yeah! Time will tell on their power minds. Making war just for fun. Treating people just like pawns in chess. Wait 'til their judgment day comes. Yeah! Now in darkness world stops turning. Ashes where the bodies burning. No more war pigs have the power. Hand of God has struck the hour. Day of Judgment, God is calling. On their knees the war pigs crawling. Begging mercy for their sins. Satan laughing spreads his wings. Oh lord yeah!”
“Man I love that song.” smiled Yackatori. As Yackatori looked out the window he saw all the inmates out of their cells and tying up everyone. “Ah oh.” Yackatori gulped
“How am I going to get all of Alcatraz back in order?” Yackatori questioned himself. Yackatori grabbed his walkie talkie and calls in Sting
“Sting, Sting, you there man?” Yackatori yelled.
“Sorry Yackatori but Sting is not here now ha ha ha.” Laughed inmate one
“Who is this?” questioned Yackatori.
“You don’t remember? I’m the man you chased all over San Francisco, Jack, Jack Dew.” answered Jack. Jack is this cocky dude who never listens to the rules so he is in Alcatraz for life.

“Oh my god, now I remember.” commented Yackatori
“I can’t believe you accidently press the escape button to free us.” laughed Jack.
“So where are you, Yackatori.” asked Jack.
“Behind you.” Answered Yackatori

Then Yackatori throw a powerful punch to Jack. Jack laughed and pulled out a pocket knife. So did Yackatori.
“I’m glad I saved this thing,” said Yackatori.

All the inmates surrounded Jack and Yackatori. Jack charged at Yackatori but missed. After that charge Jack made. Yackatori turned and grabbed Jack’s arm and throws the pocket knives away.
“Let’s do this fist to fist.” subjected Yackatori.
“Deal” Jack nodded

Jack and Yackatori got to the center of the crowd and started to fist fight. Jack made the first throw but Yackatori blocked it and throw another powerful blow and nearly broke Jack’s jaw. Jack fell to the ground then came back up with a fist aimed right at Yackatori. Before He had a chance to throw it Yackatori just round house kick him. Then Yackatori grabbed his taser and tased, Jack until he gave up. After 30 seconds Jack gave up.
Yackatori yelled “Back in your cells now.”
Everyone went back to their cells and locked the cells.
“Well Yackatori, I’m retiring; I’m giving you my job as lead chief of Alcatraz.” said Sting
“Thanks Sting!” Yackatori excitedly yell.

5 months later. Yackatori is running thing good at Alcatraz and Bruce is following Yackatori’s footsteps. Bruce is now the leader of riot stoppers.

Jack died from an attack from fellow inmate five weeks after the takeover of Alcatraz.