August 2 1777: *BANG BANG*guns firing in the air at the Billy Bones Bar. The whole time in that bar the captains and crews just drink until everyone is drunk. After the captian left he just yelled “Lets go me mateys!” with a drunken style of stanse. The captain was infected with scurvy and had a very classy peg leg. All of the mateys went to the ship exept for the capin boy who asked the captian with a rebel voice “Captain Roger where we going? Do we have a heading?”
“Well cabin boy, one of the drunken crew members found a map to an island called Grey Sand.” Answered Captain Roger.
Cabin boy looks at the crew and asked “Which one?”
“Why you asken so many questions just get on the bloody ship.” Yelled Captain Roger.
The captain is a very good leader but when he’s drunk he is a pain in the… “SET SAIL” Yelled a random crew mate.
“Finally we are out to sea away from the bar. Did we forget anyone?” Asked the captain
“No we didn’t, Sir.” saidcrew mate
“That is not the response im looking for me mateys.”
“Why not?”
“Because of the Annoying one.”
“HEY EVERYONE! Hows it going? Is the rum good? Hey nice scarf.” Yelled the annoying one.
“Good god.” greft the captain.
“Hello Captain Roger sir, where are we heading? Some place good? A place full of rum? RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE.”
While the annoying one is rambling the captain is desiding to ether kill him or kill himself. So he just put some corks in his ears and just ignored him. “OK me mateys it will take 5 months to get to this island.” Anounced Captain Roger.
November 2 1777.
“We quit!” yelled the drunken men.
“All we do is just wait and wait and we ran out of rum.”
“All we have is just fruit and we don’t like fruit we like rum!”
Captain Roger replied “Well why not just jump over board and get eated by the sharks?”
They replied with all them together saying “We will!” Then they just jumped off and they got eated by the white devils of the sea.
“Well there goes 15 members to the sharks.” Said the cabin boy.
“I but we still have 30 crew members we can do this.” Replied Captain Roger.
December 2 1777:
“Captain, CAPTAIN! I jumped over board and now. Im being eaten by paranas in this stange river we just got into!” Yelled Cabin boy.
“Well there goes another crew member why couldn’t it be the annoying one.” worried the Captain.
“Did someone say my name?” Replied the annoying one.
“No one asked you” Yelled the crew.
Following the pirates is the British and there plan to destroy the pirates. While the pirates are searching.
“Well we should go behind the island and shoot the cannons?” Planned the captain of the vessel.
“How about we just go aboard the vessel and capture the ship and crew?” asked British soldier two.
“I liked the captain’s idea because it is sneaky and it is strategy.” Answered the general.
January 1 1778: The crew is starving and the island is still not in sight. They just sigh and keep on looking until.
“Land ho! Off the port baw” Yelled the captain. The entire crew looked at the port baw and they saw the island with grey sand.
“We found it where is the rum ramble ramble ramble” the annoying one rambled.
*Ka Bang* the captain just fires his pistol straight into the annoying one’s head. Then the captain just replies “He was getting to annoying.”
As they were about to go to their dingy they say the British right behind the island with their cannons facing them. Last sounds they heard was the cannons firing and destroying their entire bodies.
After the British destroyed the pirates. The British went on the island and got killed by a mysterious force.
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Godfather Death
You’re just a baby and your father is trying to find a godfather for you. Also your father has twelve children and you were the thirteenth child. Don’t forget your godfather is Death. "Godfather Death" is an irony and has religious myths.
One example of an irony in this short story is that it has God, The Devil, and Death. These people don’t exist in human life they’re just spirits. Another exapmle of an irony is that it starts out in conflict. The conflict is that the man has twelve children and the thirteenth has arived and now it is going to be giving to a godfather. Next its unrealistic spirits can’t be a godfather because they are spirits can’t handle a child. Last is that it ends with death with the main character dies thanks to death for not letting him live to marry his love.
Also this story has some religious myths. For example god is a spirit that exist in heaven and takes the souls of the men who did good doings. On the other hand the devil is a spirit of hell that takes the souls of the men who did bad doings. Death he just takes the souls and gives them to the devil or god. Even though the author had three spirits that involve christianty, what about other gods like chinese gods and indian gods?
Even though this story is an irony and has religious spirits in it, I have one question to ask about this story. Why not other religions? Like the Chinese, monks, etc. Why just those three: god, devil, and death? Obviously this is a Western story. However, any culture can learn a lesson from this story: You can't make a deal with Death.
One example of an irony in this short story is that it has God, The Devil, and Death. These people don’t exist in human life they’re just spirits. Another exapmle of an irony is that it starts out in conflict. The conflict is that the man has twelve children and the thirteenth has arived and now it is going to be giving to a godfather. Next its unrealistic spirits can’t be a godfather because they are spirits can’t handle a child. Last is that it ends with death with the main character dies thanks to death for not letting him live to marry his love.
Also this story has some religious myths. For example god is a spirit that exist in heaven and takes the souls of the men who did good doings. On the other hand the devil is a spirit of hell that takes the souls of the men who did bad doings. Death he just takes the souls and gives them to the devil or god. Even though the author had three spirits that involve christianty, what about other gods like chinese gods and indian gods?
Even though this story is an irony and has religious spirits in it, I have one question to ask about this story. Why not other religions? Like the Chinese, monks, etc. Why just those three: god, devil, and death? Obviously this is a Western story. However, any culture can learn a lesson from this story: You can't make a deal with Death.
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
The Raven
Imangine you’re just napping when a late visitor comes into the night. Rapping around your door. You’ll be terrified of the fear but you just keep on napping. But you still fell the presence of that late visitor. The Raven from Edger Allen Poe is a tragedy and is very dark.
The Raven is a tragedy because it is realistic a raven does sometimes symbolize danger/ dead/ evil/ etc. The character is in conflict because someone is in his chamber rapping around his door. His rise to power is when he talks to the late visitor which is also the tragic fall. The late visitor refused to leave. It doesn’t end with death; however, the narrator is left feeling alone and depressed.
As a tragedy, this poem is dark because this lines from the poem “Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before”. Also the raven is a symbol of darkness. In this poem another example of darkness is the characters. Although the main character has no detail, he is always in his chamber most of the time.
This poem is very dark and is a tragedy. I want to have some more information at the end; for example is he going to sit down and do nothing or get rid of the raven.
The Raven is a tragedy because it is realistic a raven does sometimes symbolize danger/ dead/ evil/ etc. The character is in conflict because someone is in his chamber rapping around his door. His rise to power is when he talks to the late visitor which is also the tragic fall. The late visitor refused to leave. It doesn’t end with death; however, the narrator is left feeling alone and depressed.
As a tragedy, this poem is dark because this lines from the poem “Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before”. Also the raven is a symbol of darkness. In this poem another example of darkness is the characters. Although the main character has no detail, he is always in his chamber most of the time.
This poem is very dark and is a tragedy. I want to have some more information at the end; for example is he going to sit down and do nothing or get rid of the raven.
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